Heeeeeey we found the home of the rat in the house. Mom had a small package of grits in a suitcase in my closet. Brilliant. We're taking the closet apart tomorrow to clean it out and reorganize. I guess when I get home from work? idkidk

My brother's going to be here soonish and ffffuck if I care. If he touches my food, I'll eat his face off be ( Read more... )

HEY YOU KNOW, MOM.

IF YOU LEAVE THE BACK DOOR OPEN ALL DAY, CHANCES ARE GOOD WE'RE GOING TO GET A RAT IN THE HOUSE. WAY TO GO.

Fucking genius, now I get to listen to her freak out until we get this thing caught. JUST WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR DURING HER WEEK OFF ( Read more... )